Reality? Pfft, How Mundane

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captainofalltheships:

bucky barnes regains all his memories 

he hunts down tony, jaw clenched and veins popping and everybody gets really worried until he starts screaming

WHERE IS MY FLYING CAR MOTHERFUCKER

6 minutes ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 571 notes
smilelikelightning:

yourscientistfriend:

textiles:

I may have taught this spider to knit. I was finishing the last 20 rows at the park, when this little spider wandered over to me, It climbed up my knitting bag, and walked all up and down the piece, then climbed onto my hand and watched me for a couple rows. After the second row it started waving it’s front four legs as if to get my attention. Once I was looking at it, it started pulling silk from its spinneret, and fiddling with it. I don’t know if it was knitting or purling as it was quite small scale, but every few seconds it would stop and look up at me to see if I was still watching. After a little bit I moved it to one of the vines overhanging the archway I was sitting in, and it went about its business.This wasn’t the only unusual thing that happened at the park today, but it was the most unusual.

Maybe it thought you were a spider

I’m gonna level with you that’s the fucking cutest shit I have ever fucking heard of okay I want a little spider that knits not sits menacingly above my bed at night threatening to fall into my mouth.

smilelikelightning:

yourscientistfriend:

textiles:

I may have taught this spider to knit. 
I was finishing the last 20 rows at the park, when this little spider wandered over to me, It climbed up my knitting bag, and walked all up and down the piece, then climbed onto my hand and watched me for a couple rows. 
After the second row it started waving it’s front four legs as if to get my attention. Once I was looking at it, it started pulling silk from its spinneret, and fiddling with it. I don’t know if it was knitting or purling as it was quite small scale, but every few seconds it would stop and look up at me to see if I was still watching. After a little bit I moved it to one of the vines overhanging the archway I was sitting in, and it went about its business.
This wasn’t the only unusual thing that happened at the park today, but it was the most unusual.

Maybe it thought you were a spider

I’m gonna level with you that’s the fucking cutest shit I have ever fucking heard of okay I want a little spider that knits not sits menacingly above my bed at night threatening to fall into my mouth.

7 minutes ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 89,867 notes

666-slut:

when your crush posts a new selfie

image

8 minutes ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 47,845 notes
apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

8 minutes ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 40,612 notes
darthmater:

he was obviously doing his homework.  math is hard very hard

darthmater:

he was obviously doing his homework.  math is hard very hard

10 minutes ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 17,358 notes
sketchshark:

Personface.

sketchshark:

Personface.

16 minutes ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 587 notes

cupcakeacorn:

who wants to move to new york with me

we can get a tiny shoe box apartment that’s too expensive

explore the city daily

become regulars at some coffee shop 

have sleepovers in the living room

marathon our favorite movies and tv shows

sit together while we blog

always order in because we’re too lazy to cook

play board games

and idk maybe we could get a cat or dog

17 minutes ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 185,806 notes

thetalkingpoltergeist:

haunt-my-miles:

parkingstrange:

call me a conspiracy theorist here, but I think one of those is not a cat

Shhh. It believes so it is.

In a different universe, these are the normal cats, and ones on all fours are not.

18 minutes ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 131,869 notes

rennwalker:

i will not be impressed with technology until i can click a button and watch fanfiction  

19 minutes ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 29,479 notes

gabifresh:

take no shit 2014

19 minutes ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 243,253 notes
newtonandhermann:

jackpowerx:

fuckyesfeminist:

Average size mannequin with average size woman.

The problem, in one picture.

I never realized until seeing this picture that my interpretation of an average size woman has become REALLY SKEWED oh my god I wanna cry

newtonandhermann:

jackpowerx:

fuckyesfeminist:

Average size mannequin with average size woman.

The problem, in one picture.

I never realized until seeing this picture that my interpretation of an average size woman has become REALLY SKEWED oh my god I wanna cry

25 minutes ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 378,690 notes
moonkistprincess:

    Commission Me     Proof of Price     Extra Bra Prices
Now you might be saying to yourself: what? Emergency bra funding? How is that a thing? Let me tell you, my friends.
I had two bras for seven months. Exactly two. Not two “good bras”, not two “favorite bras”, just two. I’ve been wearing the same two bras for months. One is strapless, and I wear it less. The strapless bra broke and I’ve been trying to continue to wear it even though it does virtually nothing. Now my only bra that was not in shambles has completely fallen apart from overwash and overuse, and I am in desperate need of a new one BEFORE my job orientation at Target, on the 31st. 
I haven’t started yet, in other words, and I need help getting a goddamn bra to wear to work. The one bra I had that fell apart this morning is in a specific style and size that I know fits me okay- not well, probably not even right, but it works, and so I’ll take it. It’s a Playtex bra found at Target, Walmart, Kohls, pretty much all department stores. It’s on sale for 18.99 today and they have ONE at Kohls, so that’s where I need to go.
On the website “One Hanes Place” this same bra is 14.80. But the problem is I need this bra today, the one I have on right now is literally falling apart.  
Any donations or commission money I receive will go toward the purchase of an $18.99 bra at Kohls. Once that goal is reached, any extra money will be saved for two identical bras at One Hanes Place dot com. 
Please, it would mean so much to me if you could signal boost.

moonkistprincess:

    Commission Me     Proof of Price     Extra Bra Prices


Now you might be saying to yourself: what? Emergency bra funding? How is that a thing? Let me tell you, my friends.

I had two bras for seven months. Exactly two. Not two “good bras”, not two “favorite bras”, just two. I’ve been wearing the same two bras for months. One is strapless, and I wear it less. The strapless bra broke and I’ve been trying to continue to wear it even though it does virtually nothing. Now my only bra that was not in shambles has completely fallen apart from overwash and overuse, and I am in desperate need of a new one BEFORE my job orientation at Target, on the 31st. 

I haven’t started yet, in other words, and I need help getting a goddamn bra to wear to work. The one bra I had that fell apart this morning is in a specific style and size that I know fits me okay- not well, probably not even right, but it works, and so I’ll take it. It’s a Playtex bra found at Target, Walmart, Kohls, pretty much all department stores. It’s on sale for 18.99 today and they have ONE at Kohls, so that’s where I need to go.

On the website “One Hanes Place” this same bra is 14.80. But the problem is I need this bra today, the one I have on right now is literally falling apart.  

Any donations or commission money I receive will go toward the purchase of an $18.99 bra at Kohls. Once that goal is reached, any extra money will be saved for two identical bras at One Hanes Place dot com. 

Please, it would mean so much to me if you could signal boost.

30 minutes ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 33 notes
plays

cumberbatchweb:

UK Teaser Trailer for The Imitation Game with Benedict Cumberbatch

32 minutes ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 1,273 notes

pyjamazombie:

s-p-a-n:

squigybutt:

MY HEART!!!

OH MY GODDDD

oh god…

37 minutes ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 40,291 notes

i   had   f a i t h

39 minutes ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 5,115 notes